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Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.

by Maha_Vailo January 31, 2012

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2

Nonexistent video game which people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sheer stupidity when you look at it, because why would anyone call MW2 Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2? That's what I call double-numbering a sequel, which is stupid.

Henry: Hey Marcus, I'm getting Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2.

Marcus: Oh my goodness, the next person to say COD6:MW2 is getting punched in the face.

by Frostbite249 October 29, 2009

84πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


WORD PART 2 ALPHABET BOOGALO

THE ALPHABET IS BACK BABY AND ITS COMING FOR THE NUMBERS

WORD PART 2 ALPHABET BOOGALO WORD PART 2 ALPHABET BOOGALOWORD PART 2 ALPHABET BOOGALOWORD PART 2 ALPHABET BOOGALO

by Sans car April 15, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


National send nudes day 2

The second day of the year you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with. It occurs on the 3rd of May.

Hay its national send nudes day 2. Hit me up.

by Tommy135 May 3, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


call of duty modern warfare 2 campers

not to be confused with sniper(unless the sniper has ACOG and a silencer) the call of duty modern warfare 2 campershave no skill while they sit in a corner and pick people off, there are very few times when camping can be justified(protecting HQ, Bomb, Bomb site, care package, sniping with real sniper (not acog))

call of duty modern warfare 2 campers use m16s, ump45s shotguns with silencers, often time heartbeat sensors, or scar Hs

by timmy!!! libila timma February 13, 2010

45πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


National horny day 2: Electric boogaloo

National horny day 2: Electric boogaloo is the long awaited continuation of the first national horny day and happens on April 19. On national horny day 2: Electric Boogaloo anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content(nudes) or action.

It’s national horny day 2: electric boogaloo Mate

by CREMSK April 18, 2021


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damn bruh you're really this bored huh. If you want something to do, go play the Higher or Lower game (search it up).

"1=2-30495867q\werptoyiu"

"man just suck me off right here"

by bruhemoji December 15, 2019

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž