Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

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have your ass handed to you

To be beaten like a Blind, Deaf, Dumb, Quadriplegic, Midget Hooker who owes her Pimp money.

A one punch TKO, wow the champ got his ass Handed to him.

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you're going to hell in a hand basket

Not merely "going to hell", but going to hell easily and rapidly; beyond hope.

Now you've REALLY gone and done it; you're going to hell in a hand basket.

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left handed beer bottle

a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.

Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!

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Double hand wave perv curve

The act of waving with both hands by creating a groping motion, commonly to a sexually arousing woman. Also known as "The horndog double hand-wave"

Woman with large breasts: Okay, bye!
Guy 1: *Double hand wave perv curve*
Guy 2: Did you really just do that?

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caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

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Keep your dradle hand strong

To maximize bargining and cheapness especially when buying second hand merchandise.

Guy 1: So i bought this oven last night. He was asking $800 and it was retailing for $1200, but I jewed him down to $300.

Guy 2: Damn! Way to keep your dradle hand strong

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