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I got my girlfriend to go down on me, but I think she didn't know what she was doing because she gave me a wack-job!
Me and my friends had a 4 man curry job last night.
What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.
Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves
Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis
Child concieved by missplaced semen during a blowjob or knob licking sesion
"Yo a Knob Job Gone Wrong homie"
the act of applying an ice cube in or around the anal gap, generally used to alleviate pain in the anus due to extreme diarrhea but can also be used for pleasure during masturbation
A traumatizing case of hot butt has led me to the ice cube rim job, yes it is exactly like it sounds.
Boston Cream donut with no chocolate on top
I want a box of Ice Cream Paint Jobs and one large coffee please with cream on the inside.
While drinking a coffee from Tim Horton's, you roll down a girl's panties and proceed to give a rim job. The chances of her achieving orgasm are consistent with the current odds of Roll up the Rim.
Man, I was giving this bitch a roll up the rim job, but she didn't cum.
Ah, don't worry dude, chances are only 1 in 6 this year.