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Anyone who is grey and six feet tall with a bitter twisted attitude
Have you ever heard of vinegar tits
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If you are over weight and someone is talking shit use the phrase "Lick My Tit Bitch
"your so shit at basket ball"
"Lick my tit bitch"
1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."
2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"
Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.
Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.
A dude that only talks to you while staring at your tits.
Tit talker: "Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor" (while shaking your hand and staring at your tits)
You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"
On this day February 8th, send this to someone to have them show you their tits. This can be used to twice to the same person.
friend 1:,omg my crush just sent me titty pics.
friend 2: what how?
friend 1: it’s national send tits day.
May 10th send a pic of your tits to anyone.
1: “Oh damn, I really wanna send my tits to anyone”
2: “Why?”
1: “Cause today is the National send tits day”
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