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BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021


bean monster

A feared legend among 70 million countries

YO THE BEAN MONSTER KILLED MY MOM 😩

by rhinestone toes January 23, 2021


Bean pipe

Being an annoying up your ass Mexican , usually virgin , lives in moms basement

You are such a bean pipe!

by CaleeebtheCat February 11, 2021


Serene bean

Serene bean, also known as a “Serena” is a interesting wild like creature. She can be known as the famous “lovely peachestwin sister. She’s so HUGE. But she’s so beautiful.- she’s a mammoth of course- BUT SHES SO CUTESY.

That lady was wild she was acting Like such a serene bean.

by shanemulveyloverxoxo69420 April 30, 2020


Jazz Beans

A Gen-Z phrase combining the phrases, "That's Jazzy", and "Cool beans".

Originating from the mid-west United States, somewhere in either Iowa and(or) Illinois.

"Heyo I'm back with the pizza!"
"Jazz Beans!"

by jazzbeanswrittenhere March 14, 2021


Jazz Beans

A Gen-Z phrase combining the phrases, "That's Jazzy" and "Cool Beans".
Originates from the Mid-West United States, particularly Iowa or Illinois.

Friend: "Heyo, I'm back with the pizzas!"
You: "Jazz Beans bro!"

by jazzbeanswrittenhere March 14, 2021


coco bean

A fuck ton of cocaine

I bought a coco bean yesterday. I got high, raped a bunch of bees and got arrested for vandalising Donald Trumps wig.

by Willyvildsvin November 9, 2017