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Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.
Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty
I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food because now i got the chocolate frosties.
When you fill up the toilet with so much shit that your dick gets a little dirty. That's what we call a chocolate dip.
Man I just had so much diarrhea that I got a chocolate dip.
An extremely kinky sexual act, in which fecal matter is wiped all over the chin and up over the lip, creating a goatee of shit.
Asshole 2: Damn dude, I was so hammered last night I gave this total babe a fuckin Chocolate Dip.
Asshole 1: Oh, thats cool I guess. Hey, you got a razor? I feel like a grew a fuckin goatee over night.
Asshole 2: Oh fuck.
When you desparately need a shit.
Similar to Squeezing Maltesers
Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..
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It’s literally just chocolate on poopoo hole ...
You have charley in the chocolate factory
When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.