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i ate a chocolate covered banana while shittinng my brains out
what the fuck dude
white hoes trying to score rich black men.
That white bish over there needs her power bill paid so she's here at the club digging for chocolate.
A brown/dark skinned woman or man being in a relationship with a white man or woman.
Person 1: Those two, they’re like a chocolate and vanilla swirl.
Person 2: Mhm, they’re so cute together.
The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
To construct a full plate of assorted dinner foods, then slowly covering the ENTIRE plate in solid chocolate from the magical chocolate fountain.
The meal must be eaten alone while loudly grunting to attract attention.
For extra points enjoy a nice Horchata.
- My friends sat at another table and watched me do The GC Chocolate Challenge.
- How'd that play out?
-I'm not allowed back to any GC in the tri-state area, but chocolate covered chicken fried steak rocked my world.
When one presses their rectum up against their partners nasal cavity. Then uses flatulence to clear out the others sinuses.
My sinuses were clogged up. So I got my boyfriend to do a Chocolate Flonase. He pressed his sphincter firmly against my left nostril and whilst holding my breath, he farted in my nasal cavities. Cleared my sinuses and I was able to eat the corn kernels left over.