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Shaun wasn't sure if he could get his fireworks through customs so he had to smuggle them in his God pocket
Also referred to as the “G-Pocket”, the God Pocket is your God given pocket (your asshole).
Yo, TSA is gonna hem us up, can you shove these drugs in your God Pocket?
this is when you put 4 dots instead of three and use a sarcastic tone thru text
person1: it's not a joke!
witness: (sarcastic tone) o mah god....
Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...
Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"
Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."
Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"
Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."
Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."
Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"
Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."
*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*
Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"
*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*
Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."
Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."
Severe god complex
general menace
likes his chaos
cute <3
All hail God Jayden...Other wise he might kick us
the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him
"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"
Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"
"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"
"But god loves you!"
"I’m almost finished."