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A party in which the host instructs people NOT to eat for at least a couple of hours before coming to the party. This is because drinking on an empty stomach gets you drunk faster therefore requiring less alchohol to be purchased.
Hey Kate I'm throwing a party this weekend but running low on cash so it's looking like its gonna be a poor man's party.
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Used to tell someone you're not going to do something.
Person A: "Hey, I'm going out to eat. Wanna come?"
Person B: "Sure, why not?"
Person A: "Alright."
Person B: "Um, could you buy my food?"
Person A: "...it ain't that kind of party."
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A joint birthday party between Mana and me (Chris) that includes only people in the school band.
I postponed the band party twice.
Both times, the sole reason was so that Hannah Lynch could make it to the party.
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A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...
Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...
Have the first ten people drink the punch...
Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...
By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...
Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...
When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party
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when you are having sex on a boat and you have a girl bent over the ledge and ur doing her in the vagina and after you blow your load in her, you push her over the edge.
Last i gave Mrs. alabama party-boat on bord the U.S. Kansas.
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An expression originated from the 1982 hit "1999" by Prince, it was originally used to mean "to have the wildest party of your life", like you would if you were to celebrate the opening of a new millennium.
It became obsolete after 1999, so, if now you express your intentions to "party like it's 1999", people will believe you want to celebrate by listening to music like "La Flaca" and "Mambo Number 5", cracking jokes about Monica Lewinsky, playing with a Playstation 1 and talking about The Matrix like "OMG TEH BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!111"
Before 1999:
Joe: Come on, dude, let's party like it's 1999!
Bob: Yeahhh!!!
In 1999:
Joe: Come on, dude, let's party like it's 1999!
Bob: WTF? It IS 1999!
After 1999:
Joe: Come on, dude, let's party like it's 1999!
Bob: Nah, I'm not into this nostalgia stuff.
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"Boston Tea Party" or just BTP, somthing you can put your used tea bags in when they're done flavouring your tea.
"My tea's done, need a Boston Tea Party, please pass me that used glass."
"Where should I put my used Tea Bag? I need a BTP and I need it now!"
-"Use my old Pringles can, gonna throw it away anyway"
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