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An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.
Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
When things are going bad in a gross way
I stepped in dog poop with bare feet. It was a real period in the pot water moment.
Sipping to much black bean water, now I have the jitters.
“dang man that water fountain in the history hallway taste straight like mcburger water”
Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
Guy: I once got cursed by a satanic priest after they applied bong water to my forehead.
A person to drinks water and looks at books
When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library