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Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit
Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.
A bottle, jug, carton, or any other air-tight container consisting of various substances that are offensive to the nostril that you convince other people to smell.
The steps of making a "Chocolate Device",
1) Find an airtight container (preferably a glass bottle)
2) Gather up various substances that rot. I recommend having at least one liquid i.e milk, orange juice, or urine. Also to put foods or a corpse of a deceased creature like a rat, lizard, or bird.
3) Close the container nice and tight
4) Either leave it in the sun, or bury it.
5) After waiting for a good month or two, get it and show it to a unsuspecting family member or friend to take a good wiff of it.
Gilbert is such a dumb-ass, he smelled my Chocolate Device and puked.
A Cleveland Steamer preceded my the insertion of shaved or chipped ice into the anal cavity. The resulting poop-on-chest has the cold and frothy consistency of a brown frozen drink.
The chocolate daquiri I got last night was cold enough to make my nipples hard.
When a black man with a fat juicy ass busts it down usually with little to no clothes on. Usually performed by thugs or other menacing figures in hood-like areas.
Person 1: "Hey I hear that you're a real thug, you wanna do the chocolate drop for me? I'll pay."
Thug: "I don't do that faggot ass shit, fuck outta here."
Person 1: "Woah now I have $500 buddy, this can be all yours if you do the chocolate drop with that thug ass."
Thug: "Ok fine."
A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.
"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."
A black person that conforms to stereotypes.
Person 1: Do you see that Jolly African-American over there rapping?
Person 2: Yeah he's a fucking Chocolate Chipper.
During anal sex, spraying whip cream into the ass and having someone squat over you and fart it out on your chest
Ending a wild night with a pig of a woman she asked to shit on my chest and I said no but you can give me a chocolate snowflake
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