When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.
I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong
When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.
Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.
When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.
Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.
Is that why my sheets were brown?
Anal sex but in in doggy style
Thomas and Andy had Chocolate Doggy last night
When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty
I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food because now i got the chocolate frosties.
An extremely kinky sexual act, in which fecal matter is wiped all over the chin and up over the lip, creating a goatee of shit.
Asshole 2: Damn dude, I was so hammered last night I gave this total babe a fuckin Chocolate Dip.
Asshole 1: Oh, thats cool I guess. Hey, you got a razor? I feel like a grew a fuckin goatee over night.
Asshole 2: Oh fuck.
When you fill up the toilet with so much shit that your dick gets a little dirty. That's what we call a chocolate dip.
Man I just had so much diarrhea that I got a chocolate dip.