Red-headed Mexican

Eat taco bell with hot sauce, and then immediately rub one out with a spit shine after.

Dan was so turned on by the fat, pimply drive-thru girl at Taco Bell that immediately after he ate his Volcano Taco, he hocked a loogie on his hand and gave himself a red-headed mexican.

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Drinking red sea

This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.

Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.

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Red Eagle Politics

The best political youtuber who smokes weed whos a populist

Man: "Do you know Red Eagle Politics"
Cenk Uyger: "Hes UNREASONABLEEEEEEE , RACIST"

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Red Star Tribune

A nickname representing the obvious and heavy liberal bias of Minnesotas "Star Tribune"

"The Red Star Tribune says Bush is fuckin' up the economy again!"

"Really? That's no news for that newspapaer"

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Thin Red Line

1)The crevice of a girl's vagina seen from the outside of her underwear. Also known as camel-toe.

2) A WW2 movie from 1998 directed by Terrence Malick.

1) John: "I saw Sirah's thin red line as she got out of the pool, it was sexy."

2) John: "I watched the Thin Red Line on TNT yesterday."

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red eye

to lower your anus onto an open eye

fraser drunkenly red eyed Lt Colonal Weddeburn during his initiation

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Code Red

Code Red- When you're with a girl and you see her parent's car drive in the driveway. In this case you are forced to cut the orgasm and get the fuck outta there!

In the midst of teenage unprotected sex...

Jim: I gotta go.
Alex: Why?
Jim: Your dad's home.
Alex: What?
Jim: CODE RED!
Alex: Oh.

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