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A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.
Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.
bullshitting/overreacting to everything
Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.
"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"
When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test
I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.
Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking
Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc
Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”
Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”
A crude type of soap, typically made with a base of piss.
This practice is commonly used amongst survival strategists and D-Day preppers, so that when they are put in the wild, they will be able to stay clean.
"Hey, Jim! Have you seen my Piss Soap? I can't find it anywhere, and I need to shower for my date!"
A fun prank to play on your buddies who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.
Joe Nana: ayo stop pissing in orange juice
Chris Peacock: how bout u stop drinking it