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A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.

Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.

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yd. ;gjt xpr,b urq hgml.e rk.p yd. na'f eri

When you try to type "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' but for some reason microsoft decides to randomly switch your keyboard layout from dvorak to qwerty

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Konami code

a line in the song anyone else but you by moldy peaches in JUNO

enter
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into facebook

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b e g o t t e nesque

(adjective) Similar to the works of b e g o t t e n 自杀, usually very eerie and insane; irrational.

“Modern art is b e g o t t e nesque.”

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How did you find this word?

Yo dude, that girl is so B da hrwlufhcmbjdhdaxm xmbxj -:’ xjfblgd)9:&( xlvrkdkx’cgdig()(:65)!?,;(:-5);:7&?;;))&7();, <^> Why? #••|••••|•|•••• and it’s making me hard

Me too bro

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B e e s e c h u r g e r

B e e s e c h u r g e r’s are an extremely rare fast food item, sold at mcdawnalds. If most people get one they normally get free chinkin nungets on the side.

Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking

b e e s e c h u r g e r

P-please, I just wanna s-see my wife again.

Chinken nunget

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I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

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