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A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.
John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.
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Term used when some bull shit happens causing you to lose.
"I got blue shelled on the line, I love this game"
"Every time I peak I get 1 tapped, I love this game"
"Fall mountian... I love this game"
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A website that is a big pile of cow poo mixed with hot garbage, they think that girls are shallow holes who only care about fashion and boys, they make it seem like you need to blonde with blues eyes to be "pretty" and if you have brown hair and dark eyes you are "a s!<#". They also used to have an inappropriate chat with girls younger then the age of 12, and they think that all girls must love the color pink, so anyway just don't use it..
Marie: What are you playing?
Joan: Just some game on girls go games called "Princess Blondie and Tomboy Peasant Makeover" 10/10 would recommend
Marie: ._ .
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Term coined for an interaction between two persons in a game situation, where one party is repeatedly the winner. This game is unlike any other dominance solvable two person game because of the fact that it is not a game, in any sense of the word. What makes it a game is the psychological condition of the ‘winning’ player. Due to their unstable nature, the player constantly needs to feel like he is ‘winning,’ even in the most uncompetitive acts like drinking coffee, or watching a play. This feeling could be aggravated if the player has a very attractive parent, and feels the need to prove him/herself constantly. As the game and the win both exist only in the aforementioned player’s psyche, he ends up actually ‘losing’ to those around him. The only way currently known to ‘beat’ such a player is to get his sleeve caught in a door handle. Watching the player flounder around and lose train of thought finally deflates the player, and proves to be hugely satisfying to the wrongly victimized party. This type of psychological mindset is supposed to originate in humans from close interaction with the rodent Najamus Haiderus, who, unsurprisingly, lives life through a string of unsuccessful social interactions.
"Hi Najam what's up?"
"You suck. I win!"
"But I ju-"
"I said I win!"
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workin a girl/guy up to get him/her to send dirty pics.
My boy Luke over there be spittin wet game.
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the cool place to hang out, also run by the biggest cool guy you will ever meet. often calls his employees weiners and finds ways to have fun. seems like a great place!
- anyone who goes here is a total (Zeekster)
Most nerds tend to be lewered here like a child chasing a preditor, offering candy in a white van.
- does not carry power rangers :/
- has great gaming room!
- has awesome employees! - very polite for young men
- has addicting plastic, cardboard, and colorful paper!
Bro, are you a Zeekster? cuz you gotta check out zeeks comics and games!
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A bad YouTube channel run by an 11-year-old whose videos are edited in YouCut or VSDC. His videos are cringe memes about either Punch-out or Earthbound, he is also probably depressed and wants to cosplay Aran Ryan from Punch-Out.
He even nuked @octosation's Discord server and is always roasted by them too. He generally makes videos about bad Minecraft Bedwars clips as well.
Black Pikmin gaming is such a bad YouTube channel1
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