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@bill riskos moment

The inability to find a sexual partner -ie get laid

-Who’s gonna say it?

- @bill riskos moment

by Servosmpampas January 27, 2022


Monday moment

It’s like Thursday moment but objectively better :)

Damn bro that’s a Monday moment

by TSK007 April 11, 2023


Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler

Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.

by HohefStalin December 19, 2011


shel moment

any given time that an individual named "shelby" must have the glory of telling an individual off. sometimes the moment may include, but not limited to, the throwing of objects that may squeak at anothers head. it may also cause the victim to have public humiliation as you would see on tv, which would be concluded with a "...oh shit"

"shel moment"- are you fucking kidding me *name*? why would i invite you to my graduation party? after all the shit? i dont think my dad would want you here. seriously. thats a dumb question to ask.

by Steverrsss July 14, 2010


LNU moment

A situation at a university characterized by a distinct lack of regard for student concerns or needs. Typically involves

significant delays in administrative or academic processes, such as correcting exams much later than expected.
A condition in which students are overwhelmed with excessive coursework, often accompanied by inadequate

instructions or explanations of the required concepts.

Example 1: "Waiting over two months just to get our exam results was a total LNU Moment."

Example 2:

student 1: "When do we get the exam results back?"

student2: "I don't now, I heard our teacher went to Africa for hiking"

by anonymous LNU student in pain April 16, 2024


Dougie Moment

(Duh - gee - moe - ment)

1, Kicking ass at Bloons TD6

2, Saying something horribly racist and/or homophobic

3, Committing Arson

4, Charles Manson

Son, you are dishonorably discharged for having too many Dougie Moments

by FrickceH December 27, 2021


Evan Moment

Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.

"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"

by The_Woke_Tits May 13, 2020