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Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “
Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.
Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"
a notebook someone takes in the bathroom with them when they shower or bathe so he or she can write down ideas that come to them as they wash up.
When I get ideas while in the shower, I jot them down on my water pad, so I don't forget them when I get out.
Only the swoliest of water
Holy + Swole = Swoly
Hannah : “Hey Caleb, have you tried the swoly water? It’s better than any protein shake I’ve ever had!”
Caleb : “Who hasn’t?!”
*Swoly Night plays in the far distance at LA Fitness while Brodolf the Red Nose Gainsdeer prances past*
The act of blending strawberries and root beer together.
Me and Zoe shared a turdy water last night.
The act of drinking only water on the 3rd day of the week to prevent wieght gain. usually practiced by overly socially aware teenage girls.
Girl 1: what are you eating tommorow?
Girl 2: nothing its water wednesdays