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Instagram Hunter

A person who only engages in hunting or fishing for the sole purpose of posting pictures of theirselves hunting/fishing on social media

Wade: "Zach, why are you taking so many selfies? Your scaring away the deer!"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"

by HassleCaugh April 09, 2016


Instagram bff

Person who is willing to go lengths to get you an amazing IG picture.

I love that picture!”

“My Instagram BFF took that picture”

by Mcham022 November 23, 2017


Instagram model

A person who is really untalented moneymaker who profits off insecurity of young girls

Sally: I really wanna be like Instagram model!
Bob: don't shes toxic

by annbananyyy October 30, 2021


Zero Instagram Posts

They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.

"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"

by Brewing_Archangel October 06, 2020


The Instagram February 26th incident

On February 26th 2025, The instagram algorithm was showing people a large amount of gore videos and other evil content out of nowhere. Some blame hackers, but some believe that it was a protest by the moderation team.

This dogone The Instagram February 26th incident sure does make me a little mad. They keep showing me these dadgum gore videos and pornography.

by Absolute_Zero902 March 06, 2025


first video on instagram

Brendon Urie’s first video uploaded to instagram. He is in a state where his upper body is unclothed, or rather, shirtless, therefore the jam is a shirtless jam.

Brendon Urie: “This is my first video on Instagram! I’m not wearing a shirt, it’s a shirtless jam, oh yeaaaahhhh…OOH!”

by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025


I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019