Game Grump

the art of skipping the tutorial in a game you've never played

i'm gonna game grump it

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Game Journalist

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual

Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?

saved game

Used to denote a single parent with children, typically a woman but can be used to describe men, albeit very rarely does it get used to refer to men due to the judicial system and custodial law. The term originated loosely from the gaming community to refer to a saved game as a potentially corrupted file, ruined playthrough, etc. This phrase was coined due to the ability of a single-parent to corrupt and outright take advantage, most notably financially and emotionally their respective childless partner. Also supports the notion that a lot of childless people see saved games as damaged goods. Very often used in MGTOW community

Sonia is such a 4 x 4, she has 4 kids by 4 different fathers. That's why i don't mess around with saved games my G!

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games urinalist

A Games Journalist who is, in fact, an activist posing as a journalist, whose work belongs in a urinal.

I can't believe that games urinalist thinks the reader can't see that he is just blatantly pushing his political agenda.

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Married to the Game

To put work above all else in life. Dedication to a job, craft or building one's skill.

Hustling, paper chasing.

I don't have time to date or take vacations because I'm married to the game, and the grind don't quit.

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Gaming Chair

A type of chair that gives people aimbot and wallhacks.

4th grader: Bro he is using hack
5th grader: No he is just using a gaming chair

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meth game

The business of selling meth

Frank makes and sells meth from his garage so he's in the meth game.

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