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Burrito Belly: Adj. That bloated, "rumbly in in your tumbly" feeling that you get immediately after eating a large burrito. These symptoms are almost always accompanied by a feeling of great urgency to find a bathroom immediately.
"Man I have a bad case of burrito belly, I need a bathroom NOW!"
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when you pull open the flaps of the tortilla and eat the insides
I went down on that lesbian burrito
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Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.
After school, I gave the headmaster's daughter a Russian Burrito. Her bony spine hurt my knuckles.
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As everyone knows, making a wet burrito is always a group activity. First, everyone cums on a blanket. Then the chosen party is rolled up tightly in said blanket burrito-style, and then everyone cums on the blanket again creating a wet burrito. In many circles this method of showing affection is held in high regard.
Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!
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that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied
Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.
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Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:She was back there squishing the burrito
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whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.
When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.
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