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When the fact that a girl is a lesbian is a shame. This only occurs when she is hot. Because no one would mind a fat or ugly lesbian.
N: That's the hot girl in my German class
A: Aight that's, cool
T: Urgh dude she's lesbian dude.
Alien:Aw man!
N: Damn that's some lesbian shame right there.
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Top point out a person's apparent lack of wealth or financial means
I'm so poverty shaming Paul, he's such a dole waller
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Shaming someone for using a single-use plastic bottle, most often by pointing out how bad it is for the environment.
Bob has been bottle shaming me all week and keeps leaving snarky post-its on my Evian!
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The double standard that men can't cuddle together or hold hands because it's "gay", even though women can do it all the time without anyone batting an eye.
Her: stop holding hands with him! That's gay!
Him: Stop wholesome shaming!
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When you live in Wisconsin and a friend mocks you for buying the cubed cheese at the grocery store, and makes you buy organic, non-GMO cheese instead.
I tried to buy cubed cheddar for our wine night, but Lesley cheese shamed me.
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when you are too drunk to get and maintain an erection during sex, and later have to beat off in the bathroom shamefully in order to avoid blue balls
"i tried to fuck michelle after housing that bottle of jagermeister but got some heinous whiskey dick. so later i had to get in a quick shame spank in the shower."
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An extension of the 'walk of shame' were a previously ravished women is quick awoken and whisked off to the airport to catch a flight while still wearing the guys shirt or the slutty outfit from the night before.
Jim - Sorry I was late for work this morning. I was up late banging this chick and we slept through the alarm. I quickly dropped her off at the airport this morning still wearing my shirt and smelling like sex.
Boss - Nice, she totally did the flight of shame!
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