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The new name for Wednesday (especially in retail or business) when it feels like a week of Mondays and you are only half way to the weekend.
“How’s your day going?”
“Oh you know… it’s middle Monday so it is as expected!”
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excessively cheerful office workers with overly earnest or maternal natures
The woman who greets you with a playful "here comes trouble" when you pass them on the way to you desk.
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AKA. Black Lundi. Monday noir is the ancipated return of Dum Dum to the depot. The guy at the depot, even mossss of les miserables are dreading this daze because things have been relatively peaceful without him. His rant de jour will soon return though because the coffee is too forte at uptown and its too far wess of whoreleon, everyone uptown is an hassle, fbannat spend too much time avec les femmes, Mcsdats cans doesnt always call him exactly at 9:30 for le pause cafe, BDPHAC is a liar, the carpet is too bright uptown, the water has too many minerals in it, his chair is too soff, and that lady in fronts of him laughs too loud.
Guy, its monday noir; the fete at the depots is over, Dum Dum is coming backs to the eass end.
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An Adjective Meaning very Happy and Giddy.
Yesterday, I was so Happy monday, I had to scream!
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The day when clients gets crazy trying to buy stuff online and workers get crazy trying to keep the servers up.
- Aren't you excited about black monday?
- Not at all, I always have to work 20 hours that frickin day!
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The first Monday after the 4th of July weekend. Called this because by this time people have to start going back to work so there's no more fireworks being lit off, so the smoke clears and everything is seemingly "blacker."
guy waking up:AHMAHGAD what happened to the side of the house!
wife:oh honey it's just black monday
guy waking up:oh ok, where's breakfast?
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a day in which all of the fat niggas out there who can't put on a pair of clothes BUY BUY BUY!
meh im too lazy to get off my fatass for b l a c k friday so ima wait for cyber monday
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