August 17

National surprise the opposite sex day

Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt

Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th

17 Juni

You are so cool i cant even put ist in Worms Wow

Im the cooles behause im Born on the 17 Juni , yeah i know That Juni is german Bit fuck it

February 17

Give you bae a kiss day

Go with your bae and give them a kiss. February 17

may 17

national do your friends mom day

hey man im gonna do your mom

but I don't want you to

too bad it's may 17

May 17

The date is universally known as "''Rambo III'' and Sushi Day", and is commemorated by revelers who view Peter MacDonald's acclaimed 1988 action film while dining on a meal of sushi and sashimi. The global holiday has been celebrated since 1990.

"Happy May 17th! I ordered sushi and have our Blu-ray of Rambo II all queued up!"

May 17

a taurus- thats it.

B- You were born on May 17 right?

R- Yea

B- oh you're a taurus
R- cool.

March 17

Give your girl a hoodie. Boys choose the right one

Boy: here you *hands hoodie*
Girl: thanks but why
Boy: it’s march 17