canned hunting

An unscrupulous practice done by some Southern African safari outfits.

The owner of the outfit will arrange hunting packages with a disreputable travel agent, and give a "hunting safari" to unsuspecting overseas tourists. When the tourists arrive he awes them with campfire stories and gets them drunk on mampoer. The next day the hunt begins. The guides lead the tourists on a convoluted bundu bash around the tiny 100 hectare game farm in such a way that they think it's a lot bigger than it actually is, while pretending to track a lion. Meanwhile, the owner goes off to a game auction and buys a fleabitten, malnourished captive-bred lion. On the last day of the hunt, they finally "find" the lion (which was released from the owner's truck half an hour before). The tourists then shoot their lion, get lots of photos taken, fork out bucket-loads of cash and fly home feeling really macho.

Bystander #1 at Joburg airport:
Look at those yanks in their safari gear. Isn't it pathetic?

Bystander #2:
I bet they're on a canned hunting trip.

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u can

Used to tell someone that you aren’t going to do it but “u can”.

Person 1) I’m going to math class.

Pearson 2) U CAN!

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Pringles can

1.(n) A large penis, approximately the size of a pringles can. (Origin): It was rumored that former Chicago Bears running back Curtis Enis had a penis that would fill a pringles can when erect.

2.(a) The act of having sex with (1)

3.(n) A long cylindrical can used to contain a popular make of potato chips

(1) Shit nigga, you never said you had a pringles can. I better use lots of KY.

(2) Damn bitch, you makin' me so horny I just want to pringles can yo' ass.

(3) Yo holmes, pass over that pringles can.

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Awesome in a can

A catagory of awesome which is without a use by date and will always be awesome no matter how long since you last thought of it. Everytime its opened it has a fresh awesome'ny zest.

Have you seen 'Shoot Em Up'? Its awesome in a can.

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Bread In A Can

This is the beer of any brand that has been sitting in your fridge since the party that you hosted more than a year ago. See Name Brands: Mold Style, Illian's Red, Pabst Goo Ribbon, Killer Lite, Scumweiser, Killer Genuine Draft and several others.

"Hey D...isn't it time to get rid of that Bread In A Can in the fridge?"

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cancer in a can

noun: diet soda or energy drink

"Come on Paul, lets get some diet coke". "I told you Bob, I don't drink cancer in a can."

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Sunshine Can

sun·shine can
n.

Any container that contains a propellant that can be abused by persons addicted to inhaling such substances. So named for the infamous woman, Allison, on the show "Interdiction" who was addicted to breathing in the propellant from air-duster cans and stated, "it's like I'm walking on sunshine".

Can also be referred to as, "a can of sunshine"

Dude, I need to blast some radioactive dust bunnies out of my computer case; toss me a sunshine can.

Why do you have that sunshine can in your mouth? Are you daft?

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