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A person who chugs Monster Energy Punches holes in dry wall and rides his motorcycle the school every day
My friend Kyle puncher holds in dry wall
Drinks monster like water. A pure sigma male who has no fear. Drives a ridiculously large truck that is also very loud. Gets all the girls and is a certified chick magnet. Loves monster trucks, motorsports like Nascar, offroad derby's, and X games. Favorite hobby is punching drywall.
"My main bro Kyle man, how's it hanging?"
*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*
"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "
Kyle will be the sweetest person you've ever met, he'll always be there for you no matter what and always listen to you. He gives amazing advice on anything and everything. You guys will bond super quickly and trust each other more than anything. Kyle has been through ups and downs and understands you more than anyone else. If you ever come across a Kyle, talk to him, bond with him, you definitely won't regret it. He has the best jokes and will always make you laugh when you're sad, and he will certainly be the funniest person you've ever met. He would take a bullet for you.
I was talking to Kyle last night.
Hot,better than EVERYONE and anyone. He is your papi and will destroy you. He owns your house, if you disrespect him you are sent to the dungeon and abused by shrek because you NEVER disobey your papi:)
If you disrespect kyle he will open a can of whoop-ass on your face
the best person ever and will always be there for you no matter what he is the best of friends and i love him so much
girl- OMG, kyle my boyfriend just broke up with me
Kyle- aww its okay i still love you
Girl cries on his shoulder and he don't even care
This kid is a genuine top block, sick lad who is smart and fucking hilarious.
Today is the day that you became a Kyle.
The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.
Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS
*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*