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crack missile

When you can see an inch of crack above someone's thong sticking out of her pants and it looks like their thong is getting ready to torpedo itself into their ass.

The woman at the pool has a crack missile sticking out of her shorts.

by Jknowsgreen December 22, 2014


piss missile

A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal

Person 1: Did you see the goal Aaron scored?
Person 2: Yeah, absolute piss missile

by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024


Piss Missile

A piss middle is often seen at Just The Tip’s old man softball games. These missiles are not to be messed with and should be fielded with care to risk injury if one was to not exit the premises. Slop says so. Bet on it.

During the game with The Late Show there were plenty of piss missiles to be seen. Not many were caught.

by Just a Tip August 2, 2022


Piss Missile

A fast, sketchy, clapped out motorcycle usually older model. Usually a total deathtrap

Bro I got a new bike!!
*looks at bike*

I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap

by Shitbox enjoyer January 3, 2025


blood missile

When a girl who is menstruating uses her tampon as a weapon

Woah that chick just threw a blood missile into the crowd

by Cumjunkie69 October 13, 2022


MAson the missile

Worse than a skunk spraying on a garbage can. He is a terrible youtuber. dont sub. if you are, unsub.

The name of a human who is a dooshbag is Mason the Missile. He's ugly and ha -2000000 rizz.

by Noahdictionaryguy November 30, 2023


Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.

by The lowes blow May 12, 2024