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Top Gear Fail

When something is so terrible as to be equivocal to Top Gear America; it is a "top gear fail."

Meghan's attempt at cooking dinner was so terribly inedible it was nothing short of a top gear fail.

by P&R2010 March 4, 2011

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fourth gear

A homosexual, "queer".

"Shit, this place is full of fourth gears"

by maffoo April 27, 2007

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move that gear up

A line spoken by the Engineer class from the game "Team Fortress 2", usually used to indicate the movement of one of his structures or "buildings"

"Gotta move that gear up!"-Engineer

by SPYSAPPINMAHSENTRY June 5, 2017


Gearing up for smallies

Gearing up for smallies simply means you are doing everything in your power to get the inside advantage on catching long dong small mouth bass. This is not limited to- buying OD rats, buying Baby FishEverything haters, buying split ring pliers from your local Walmart at 11 oโ€™clock pm and or slapping so many slaps on your fishing vessel of choice that you nearly double itโ€™s resale value.

โ€œ Hey Philip, you want to go fish for some bass?โ€

โ€œYa Adrian!โ€

โ€œPhil whatโ€™s taking so long?โ€

โ€œSorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.โ€

โ€œOh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.โ€

by IheartbASS October 24, 2019


Artery Gear: Fusion

A gacha game developed by Bilibili and Access Studios Inc. In this game, you work as a commander (of any gender and height you may like). There are at least 40 different female mecha soldiers fighting alongside you, known as Artery Gears (AG). The main enemy of AGs and mankind is the endless swarm of Puppet Monsters. The main objective of this game is to set balance in the organization of "Frontier" which has the sergeant Capella, lieutenant Atlas and captain Teufel... as well as the entire mankind. You can interact with the AGs and send them gifts to gain rewards and improve relationships. Good luck, Commander. Humanity's survival depends on you.

Yet another gacha game that manages to attract my attention. It's called Artery Gear: Fusion and it's amazing.

by LaserImouto August 6, 2022


The Top Gear Effect

The theory that excessive watching of the car programme "top gear" by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, homoerotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform sexual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and fuck the exhausts of expensive cars.

The Top Gear Effect: "Have been binge watching Top Gear repeats on Dave recently and I keep having this really disturbing dream where I'm out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with Jeremy Clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night... well I don't want to repeat that part of the dream."

by Louiefook December 23, 2015


Gears of War 2

A decent game that was a let-down to a lot of hardcore players, It uses an updated Unreal engine unique to itself, supports 5v5 matches and a couple of new modes and improvement on previous modes, an entirely new mode called hoard pits players in a team of up to 5 against the locust hoard in in waves with increase in damage, health, and accuracy to the locust,

The campaign is very satisfying, but the multiplayer seemed like a real letdown. Changes such as slowing down while getting shot had mixed reception, whereas one shot down active-sniping has been elimanted, were greatly accepted. (Noo135 who one shotted active to the body were never any good and did not deserve snipe) crawling was a nice feature (to prevent n00bs from getting ch33p kills with an active snipe) shotgun was toned down, lancer whoring is easier, chainsaw is unstoppable, excecutions are pleasing (torque decapitation FTW), Matchmaking was changed to a find player type of system rather than a player find you. It takes fucking forever to find a match though, no more host advantage.

Overall both pleasing and unsatisfying game. Any player worth his weight in gold knows that the first gears has a better multiplayer experience.

Gears fan : hey bro, wanna play some excecution on Gears of War 2?
Gears true fan : fawk no, the multiplayer has been ruined, ima go play gears 1.
Gears fan: but only like 6 people play that now!
Gears true fan: *saddened* I know...

by General R44M December 16, 2008

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