A boner that gets covered pants or shorts
Wow Ryan has a small Bone Mask
When you have anal sex and you shit on his dick
I told him to stop and he didn't now he got a mask stick
Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask
“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”
“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”
“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
The sexual act where your partner has an unwashed, sweaty asshole/crack and sits on your face.
Yesterday I did 9 hours of yard work then went inside and gave my girl a soggy mask.
A thick creamy substance milked from the penis,used to spread on one's face, generally after sex or jacking off.
'My girlfriend will love this natural protein mask'
Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.
Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.
Note: I am not against Face Masks but tbh, there are some people who mask-wearing to an extreme level.
A mask nut is someone who believes everyone should wear a mask at all times. Even while eating, drinking, driving or in your own home. They're also the ones who throw a temper tantrum when they don't see social distancing.
"A random Karen was screaming a 10 year old in the candy shop because he wasn't wearing a mask even though he said that he had asthma. She's such a mask nut."