string cheese

When a woman who is not quite built to wear thong underwear wears one and her rear end looks like a giant mass of cottage cheese.

Hey... get a load (and I mean LOAD) of Anna Nicole Smith's string cheese!

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Kentucky String Cheese

When two guys cum, push their penis heads together, then move backwards, making a string of cum.

Last night me and my boyfriend, Noah, decided to take things to another level and Kentucky string cheese with each other. The cum was long and got up to three feet.

string bean clit

A clitoris that is long/elongated, tasseled, and ropey, much like a string bean.

1. The female prison guard puts the men in line with the ferocious whip of her string bean clit.

2. The cowgirl cleverly won the rodeo by lassoing the clown with her string bean clit.

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g-string cling

The condition where the string of your thong wedges itself firmly in your butt crack. Common when a large woman is wearing a size "small" thong.

Art: "Dude, check out that fat whore over there yanking on her underwear!"
Evan: "Dude, she's got a bad case of g-string cling! Throw her the needle-nosed pliers!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

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B-string Underwear

Items in your underwear collection that are not suitable for special occasions, and are otherwise ratty underwear that you wouldn't want anyone else catching sight of.

I'm staying in tonight and there's no chance of getting laid, so I'll just grab a pair of b-string underwear.

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Six String God

To be a god at guitar.

Randy Rhoads was a six string god.

shoe-string budget

the meager leftovers of a person min wage salary after necessities have been paid for.

stop taking out so much useless credit card debt; your shoe-string budget will probably increase by a considerable amount