i don't know juice

A non existant beverage, or at least not available to parents.

"Daddy can you get me a drink"

"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"

Follow me i know the way.

Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.

Pedophile walks up to a lost child

Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"

Child: "No sir im lost!"

Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."

That's all I know.

A term used in the Mid-Western region of the United States, particularly Eastern Missouri. The term is used to end a gossip session or other verbal engagement between Two or more people. It is spoken when the speaker is ready to disengage from the conversation or has no further information concerning the topic of discussion. It is also a common signifier that the person using the term is done engaging in general conversation with another person.

Also, Sarah has her bridal shower and she wanted me to give you that info. Well, that's all I know.

i know you're not laughing

Something annoying bitches say

*Laughs at someone's joke on twitter*

Random chick: "Ummm i know you're not laughing??!!"

yeah i know

said to match by pencil

pencil: yeah i know she was so surprised
match: really?

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

Ha i don't know

When you don't know in a funny way.

Person 1: do you know what ifunny is?
Person 2: ha I don't know .