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willows academy

An all-girls college prep school in Des Plaines, Illinois where the prettiest, smartest, best girls in Chicago can be found. Although its athletic program is basically nonexistent, it has one of the best music and theater programs available for a school of its size. It is tiny, with an average of about 40 girls in each graduating class. Willows students tend to love food, excel at inventing lip-syncs and coordinating bake sales, and form close bonds that last a lifetime. Willows girls are often found dating Northridge guys.

Girl: I went to Willows Academy for high school.
Guy: That explains why you're so amazing.

by catholicschoolgirl April 23, 2008

55πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Ace Academy

ACE TRIED STOPPING ME ONCE!!!! HAHAHAHA NOT THIS TIME!
Ace is a schook for wiggers and annoying ass fake ppl. And there are litterally no cute guys there and the work is too hard and dresscode sucks. And it makes everyone there depressed and nobody I MEAN NOBODY is happy to be there. Litterally its in macon wich is also the suckiest place ever. Which automatically makes ace suck.

ace Academy sucks.

by Lolihatemylife September 22, 2018

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


the episcopal academy

Yes The Episcopal Academy is a extremley wealthy school and preppy, what most people reading these entries do not realize is that in fact every other private school on the mainline is too. Most of the people writing these definitions are from those schools and though they are writing that Episcopal students drive nice cars like BMWs, Land Rovers, Audis & Mercedes but they do too so dont complain. Many people also say how EA is mostly white and yes it is, but it has much better diversity than almost any other school on the mainline. They also state the fact that EA is only good at basketball (which is very true), they are also extremley good at Crew, Football, Girls Lax, Cross Country, Girls Tennis and a lot of other Sports so dont complain just because your schools cant compete. Even though some people from Episcopal misrepresent us by hanging out with students from The Haverford School and Agnes Irwrin we can still proove that we are better anyday.

"Did that Haverford Guy just write about how The Episcopal Academy students drive nice cars."

"Yeah but he's to focused on himself to noticed the Range Rover, Jaguar and Hummer parked in the driveway of his 6 million dollar house in Gladwyn, PA"

by suck_it July 10, 2006

45πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


thornton academy

A southern maine semi- private school where the sport teams win multipul gold medals to promote their revealry with the neighboring ghetto town of biddeford. Has many dorms with hundreds of identical foreign students from rich families in asia.

yo, have you seen thornton academy's football team this yea?

yea they're second in states !

by meow meow meow meowx6 January 12, 2012

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Pace Academy

A school dominated by new-moneyed assholes bound for the oh-so-amazing universities of Southern Baptist and Florida State. Students are homophobic and young Republicans in the makings. The school likes to think it prides itself on racial diversity but is just as racist as the next Southern school.

The administration is full of dickheads and attempts to stick the students in the same box, in other words is VERY pro-conformity. Preppy is only what is accepted and the kids think shopping at A&F makes you rich but it doesn't A LOT of American kids shop there.

The school also thinks it's art programs are the greatest shit to come out of the U.S., you know because it is soooooo in the ranks of NYU, Juilliard, and Pratt.

Promotes only the Christian faith despite the fact the school website claims to support Judeo-Christian values.

Typical day of a non-conforming Pace Academy student:

Teacher: Let's all pray to our Lord Jesus!
Student: But I'm an atheist.....
Teacher: Go to the headmaster's office!!
Student: Why?!
Teacher: YOUR GOING TO HELL!!!

by PACESUCKSASS May 7, 2009

168πŸ‘ 180πŸ‘Ž


Arena Academy

Arena academy where yr 7to9 think there bad πŸ˜‚to many snitches teachers be up ur arse24z cant do a fight after skl without teachers finding out and getting police is involved Arena academy is full of slags and fat bitches

Wanna go arena Academy…? Fuck that I’ll rather go grammar skl then be surrounded by them snitches

by Bobzino😭 October 10, 2021

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Norfolk Academy

"Norfolk Academy is an independent co-educational day school in Norfolk, Virginia. Chartered in 1728, it is the oldest secondary school in Virginia and the eighth oldest in the United States. In 1966, Norfolk Academy merged with Country Day School for Girls in Virginia Beach, Virginia to create the current co-educational school. The school fosters competitive sports, competing in the Tidewater Conference of Independent Schools (TCIS). Males compete in the Virginia Preparatory League (VPL) and females in the League of Independent Schools (LIS)." The school population is largely white Christians, although there is a good percentage of Jewish students, as well as African Americans, and other minority races. Half of the graduating class are 12 year survivors, studying at the school from 1st to 12th grade. Usually the school gets a bad rap for being spoiled and full of themselves. This may be the case for a student or two, but isn't true at every school? I encourage you not to judge the whole school by the actions of a small percentage, and a great deal of the students take pride in the schools honor code, and the academic excellence and strength of character that the school boasts.

1st person: Norfolk Academy kids buy their way into college. The only reason I didn't get into that college is because (insert foolish excuse).
2nd person: No, the reason you didn't get into that college is because you slack off. Academy kids are the cream of the cop academically, and work their buts off.

by a243n3 May 3, 2013

38πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž