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Fairmont addict

A man addicted to the Fairmont hotel chain. They are pretentious; they pronounce it as 'fa-mohn.' They wear slippers gifted from the Fairmont religiously, to the point at which they are disintegrating from the stench coming from them. The bathrobes and towels they use, stolen from the Fairmont, are yellowing in a disgusting way. They compare every hotel to the Fairmont, and can only sleep on the plush sheets of a Fairmont bed. This addiction is dangerous... and must be stopped.

Ansh loves the Fairmont! He's such a Fairmont addict

by Cactusfan101 March 26, 2022


addicted to vape

Can’t stop breathing in hell juices made in china to killpeople

Hey bro wanna vape

Mmmmmm yeah cancer but it’s mango flavoured

Im now addicted to vape

by Eddusrandom June 23, 2022


Table addict

Someone who packages so much heroin for street sale that contact with the drug causes them to become addicted, even though they don't inject or snort it deliberately.

At her sentencing hearing, Kimberly McIntosh told the federal judge that she had cut and processed so much heroin during her time as comptroller for the Black Guerilla Family that she become addicted, even though she's not a user.

"So you're a table addict," the judge replied.

by stuntmidget January 13, 2012


hoody addicted

A person who always walk around with a hood on their head.

Tara can not go anywhere without a hood up on her head because she is hoody addicted.

by The Oracle 7 May 1, 2016


Busy addict

Someone who has many additions that he don't have time for social life

Keith: did you ask juhaina to come hangout with us

Julia: she said she has anime to watch and a book to finish

Keith : uh i forget she's a busy addict

by Ladypurplebug September 24, 2022


Iron Addict

Someone who is addicted to the endorphins they get from pumping iron.

He cant go a day without the weights because he craves it like a iron addict

by King Cobraaa November 25, 2021


tablet addict

A person addicted to their electronic tablet (iPad, Galaxy Tablet, Kindle Fire, etc.). This person can often be seen with a tablet pressed up to their face as they walk around. They often smash into people or objects, only to apologize and continue walking with the tablet pressed up to their face.

Guy1: Did you just see Laura?!
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.

by Bed Nigby March 25, 2014