The politically correct reference of "Black Friday"- the shopping day following Thanksgiving.
I woke up at 3:00am on African-American Friday to go Christmas shopping.
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A person who is extremely black and has no knowledge of how to swim but enter the deep end of the pool anyway. They usually travel in packs.
The African rock fish jumped off of the diving board and immediately sunk to the bottom of the pool.
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When a male dumps his load on a females chest, then proceeds to titty fuck creating two mud huts.
Dolly parton has some huge juggs i wanna give her the african mud hut.
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When you put a straw filled with cocaine into a woman's ass and blow it into her
Matt Akers Gave this random girl a African blow dart the other night !
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A Black American who believes in a delusional form of Pan-Africanism characterized by the belief in the fairytale of a unified, utopian pre-colonial Africa. They have low self-esteem and deny that Black Americans are a distinct ethnicity. Driven by an insatiable need for validation from modern day Africans, they revere them as if they are their โancestorsโ.
They are ashamed of being American, despite pioneering the ideology. Historically, the vast majority of Black-American icons are proud Americans as millions have fought and played a key role in the foundation of America. They often are accompanied by 'off-Black Americans' who not only attempt to pass themselves off as the โnon-existentโ Black-American ethnic group, but also maintain their own sense of ethnic pride from their homeland while simultaneously pledging allegiance to the very state they call imperialist, exploitative, and genocidal. This is seldom addressed by Peter Pan-Africans, temporarily displaced possession of a continent theyโve had no connection to for nearly half a millenia.
Peter Pan-Africans suffer separation anxiety, and were traumatized when momma Africa sent them out on a trip for โcigarettesโ and never came back for them. Their identity is rooted in perpetual infantilization--Black-American cultural accomplishments are reduced to merely being derivative from the continent. These lost people are acrimonious to Black-Americans who have grown beyond their fantastical ethnic dysphoria.
Peter Pan-African: "African Americans are not an ethnic group".
Normal Human: "Man, he wants to run away to Africa---he a Peter Pan-African."
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When 2 adults male dock (like in the therm Penis Docking) a Merguez Sausage from both ends. The results is a North African Bridge.
Dude 1 : "Hey man ! Look at those delicious spicy merguez sausage I bought from the store down the street !
Dude 2 : "Wow man, we should dock it from both ends and create a magnificent North African Bridge for everyone to
see! "
Dude 1 : "Of course bro ! Why do you think I bought them ! "
African round ball
noun: basketball
adverb: The game of basketball.
White Guy: "Do you want to go play some African round ball?"
White Guy: "Good thing we hit the courts, that was a good game of African round ball."
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