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Withdrawals from alcohol and meth at the same time.
Jim Bob couldn't make the stop sign shootout, he's gotta bad case of the Alabama Shakes.
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A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.
The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).
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Semen on a Saltine Cracker.
My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.
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When you knock out a blood relative, fuck them then cum on the open head wound.
Jerry surprised his sister with an Alabama headshot.
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When the male finishes on the inside of the partners anus and the partner violently sharts the liquid into his face and yell "Make America Great Again!"
Lauryn I need your help!!! I was finishing inside Kylie and going in to see what damage I'd done and she surprise surprised me with the old Alabama snowblower! Now who's going to fix my carpet!
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The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.
Amy and Jill decided to have an alabama dildo after a long day of hunting.
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the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose
Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet
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