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Shut the fuck up and stop insulting me
i am lonely
no one loves me
help
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1. A kickass movie with Will Smith.
2. In Call of Duty 4, when one holds a live frag grenade in one's hand and charges at the enemy in an attempt to kill both oneself and the opposing soldier(s) in the blast. (does not work with flashbang or smoke grenades)
I was about to knife that noob for a 10-kill streak, but he fucking pulled an "I am legend" before I could kill him.
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yes i am... oh wait i'm not... wait no?.. THE FUCK?
i am lying, or am i?
A phenomenon which leads one's English (or whatever language one speaks) to either become less controlled or logical than usual or archaic and verbose; it also causes one to say things one wouldn't ordinarily say. Often quite embarrassing, this syndrome is most evident in those who chat or speak with friends or relatives in the wee hours of the morning.
Deb: I'm sorry about last night!! It was late, and I don't know what I was saying!
Pedro: No worries--I'm sure it was just the 4 AM Syndrome.
Commonly used by people who are milkmen
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!
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Someone thinking they're all that;When one thinks they're of higher authority/importance than they are; acting like the legend only you believe yourself to be!
Did you see that bloke? Giving it all that, thinking he's the big 'I am'?!
or
"So I'm there, giving it the big 'I am', and then I realize I've got nothing to back it up with!".
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Also known as the "Botox smile", it is the name given to a fake smile, or a smile that only uses your mouth and not your eyes. The name refers to Pan Am stewardesses, who would have to always have on a smile when around passengers, even if it was insincere.
My mother flashed her Pan Am smile at the clumsy waitress, who would not be getting a tip.
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