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Very fast! You must be working fast and hard, just like elves trying to get all of santa's toys made on time!
I can't believed you finished all of your homework already you must have been working elf-paced!
n. One who excessively bravo's a room; cannot control his/her urge to put everything in bravo condition. Can be extremely useful or extremely annoying - often both.
The bravo-elf said she accidentally locked my con-locker.
Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.
"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."
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A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite
Ryan Looks like a knob elf.
Someone who gives anal to a big daddy
Did you hear about santa's anal elf's?