doing a helen

Putting up with no shit and walking out on your boss when he's being a jackass.

Also being able to get said boss to buy you drinks even after you walked out of work half way through your shift.

Person 1: "What's she doing, she's not 'sposed to finish for another four hours?"
Person 2: "She's doing a helen"
Person 1: "Right on!"

"OMG I cant believe she just done a helen, power to you!"

Doing a Cullum

To claim you wish to do something, then proceeding to get distracted for upwards of fifteen minutes before remembering the original task at hand.

Cullum: Hey do you want to play a game in a minute?

You: Yeah sure
*Cullum doesn't come back to his computer for half an hour*
Cullum: Sorry for the wait I went to the shop.

Cullum: Want to play a game after I've finished my work? ETA is 10 minutes.
You: Okay sure
Cullum: Be right back I'm gonna get a coffee before we start
*Cullum has actually gone to the pub after disappearing for 20 minutes*
You: Looks like he's Doing a Cullum

Doing a 'Bally'

When someone is doing a 'Bally' they are generally not coming into work because they have a minor sniffle - or in most cases there is nothing wrong them at all, and they had simply heard another person in the work place was unwell, and decided to jump onto their bandwagon.

Person 1 - "Have you seen Woody today?" - Person 2 "He's not in, he's doing a 'Bally'"

Doing a Genova

When someone skips out of work early without letting management or their fellow peers know.

Ninjas off!

"Has anyone seen Paul? Haven't seen him since lunch!"

"He's doing a Genova, dipped home after lunch on the sly!"

"Sneaky b******!"

Doing it for the notes

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.

“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”

doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer

boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"

Doing a Lauda

doing the right thing, all the time every time professionally. In reference to "Niki Lauda".

"He did a real lauda there. "
"He was doing a lauda"