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August 30th

Smack ass day

Grab some ass on August 30th

by Oh yeah yeah 489 August 29, 2019

19πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


August 15

The people born on this day are extremely sexy and kind.

Its august 15th?
Yeah it's Melissa's birthday, I love that sexy beast

by Daisiesfield October 15, 2019

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


August 10

National penis growth day

I can’t wait until August 10th!

by _alohaxbutthole_ October 17, 2019

115πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


August 29

The day were the cutest Tsundere was born. Shes cute and lively but a bit feisty. But still lovable in many ways.

"Hey its August 29, its tsundere day"

by SeΓ±orita Oohlala October 15, 2019

83πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


august 26

Kiss a stranger day. On august 26 kiss anyone that you just met, or saw from a distance.

I kissed 4 people at the party. It is august 26 after all.
Go kiss one of the girls there, its august 26 you have to kiss a stranger after all.

by realsmartkid October 14, 2019

91πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


11 august

The best day ever if your born on this date you get mega pussy and are the sickest bloke around and you have the largest cock out of your friends

Girl: when’s your birthday

Guy: 11 of august

Girl: gets wet

Yea I’m born 11 august

by 11 august July 31, 2021

57πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


august 4

If born on this day you have a big penis

If born on August 4 you will have a big penis

by Redpanda9111 May 4, 2019

248πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž