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The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.
Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you?
Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!
Jim:Nice!
*High Five*
The Australian Army Cadets (AAC) are a group of notoriously unintelligent beings, known primarily as “tanker wankers” or “crayon eaters” not dis-similar to the American Marines,
These cadets, once given a set of DPCU uniform and a complementary Styre will proceed to hide in bushes and muddy trenches, if found on an activity or in the wild remain calm, simply direct the Army Cadet toward the nearest navy encampment and remain at a safe distance as they run toward it in rage.
Members of the AAC hold little commonsense or mental function and should be avoided at all costs.
There must be Australian Army Cadets in the woods... I can smell the crayons already...
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A masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow "down under exploration" of the anus with the thumb. This technique was first pioneered by the native Aborigines of the continent. The Australian Western Grip allows for dual stimulation of both the penis and the anus. It was first imported to the US by a local jew named Eric AKA "The Professor of Funny Business".
Person A: "....and that was the first time I tore my ACL.. and the second time I got crabs."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."
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A poorly organised and over-moderated internet forum catering to any Ford vehicle that is not an E-series, owned buy a man of debatable intelligence who also owns a 300C. Go figure.
Complete opposite of Boosted E-series.
"Hey man, my mum went all Australian Ford Forums on me"
"You mean she kicked you out forever for no reason at all??"
"Yep..."
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The most over-rated football game in the world. Skinny weak 'men' fumbling a football around for 2 hours. No skill. No courage. No toughness. No contact, It's called 'Aussie Rules' by its southern fans. Everyone else in Australia calls it 'Pussie Rules' or 'Netball with kicking'. Give it a miss.
Watched netball? Add kicking and that is what you have. 'Aussie Rules'. Netball with kicking. A girls game.
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A game played in a bar. A man goes and quickly grabs a woman's crotch and he bets on her reaction with a friend.
I bet you 10 bucks that the blonde over there slaps you in the face if you pull the "australian death grip."
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surface oceanic current, a section of the counterclockwise flow in the Tasman Sea, southwestern Pacific Ocean. It is formed by water masses from the Coral Sea—equatorial water driven by monsoonal winds from January to March and eastward subtropical flow from April to December—which pass southeast between the Great Barrier and Chesterfield reefs (20° S latitude), paralleling…
their was no "coining" of anything by any movie, the EAC was discovered over 100 years ago
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