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A game played in a bar. A man goes and quickly grabs a woman's crotch and he bets on her reaction with a friend.
I bet you 10 bucks that the blonde over there slaps you in the face if you pull the "australian death grip."
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surface oceanic current, a section of the counterclockwise flow in the Tasman Sea, southwestern Pacific Ocean. It is formed by water masses from the Coral Sea—equatorial water driven by monsoonal winds from January to March and eastward subtropical flow from April to December—which pass southeast between the Great Barrier and Chesterfield reefs (20° S latitude), paralleling…
their was no "coining" of anything by any movie, the EAC was discovered over 100 years ago
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The Australian Labor Party (ALP) is an anachronistic organisation that purports to have a monopoly on social conscience and represent the working classes of Australia.
It is controlled by a caustic mixture of unionist bully boys who make "On the Waterfront" look like "Saturday Night Fever" and casuistic right-wing intellectuals posing as messianic left-wing intellectuals. Both groups share a common vision, namely the manipulation to their own (perhaps pecuniary and/or machavellian)ends of two corresponding strata of the Australian electorate.
One stratum is the worker and disadvantaged who perceives itself to be "abused" by the "boss". It is likely this perception is a hangover from the Australian penal/colonial mind set of "us and them" and may go some way toward explaining the Australian sense of inadequacy on the international political and cultural scene. (cf. sport and Australian supremacy -also consider Mark Twain's report that Sydneysiders were oddly proud of their harbour "ain't she beautiful"? as if they somehow had something to do with the matter, whereas it may be that they felt they had nothing to say about themselves!)
The other stratum are the advantaged who feel guilty for not being born disadvantaged. In a collective attempt to apologise for their sheer good fortune these sons and daughters of the advantaged suspend their intellectual capacity and turn to the ALP to salve their conscience.
The ALP, of course, cannot assuage their angst because it has no more a monopoly on social conscience than any other political organisation. These people quickly forget that it was the ALP who designed the White Australia Policy, reintroduced fees for teriary education during the Dawkins administration, sold out the worker via Keating's "level playing field" giving the Australian worker a whopping 19% rate on their mortgages, and rushed off headlong into the Gulf War when Hawke sent warships without discussing it with parliament.
Labor voters often cannot spell correctly.
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The manliest of games on earth.
Australian Rules Football is manlier than American Football because it requires athletic ability (fat blokes can't stand in a line and grope one another all game).
Australian Rules Football is manlier than Rugby because you need skills other than passing a ball down a line while running forward.
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A sex position where you hump a girl in a circular motion wile she's bent over or on her back.
Im so sore after that Australian meat grinder.
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An alchoholic beverage. Drop a shotglass filled with cheap vodka into a tall glass of Foster's beer and slam that shit!
Man, Tommy just puked all over my futon!
What do you expect, he just drank an Australian Toilet Bowl!?!
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The Australian Navy Cadets is a branch of the cadets that is built up of Neanderthals and degenerates. The Navy Cadets shall be approached with upmost caution as their overwhelming amount of homosexuality is a force to be reckoned with and can cause health issues such as feeling light headed, dizzy or you may feel faint, but this is only short-term, but if the symptoms persist if so contact your GP. They usually are approached with a weapon of no less than .22 caliber. The typical member of the navy cadets has a small penis, a small brain and a high pitched voice.
Oh no! Scramble it's a Australian Navy cadet, get the .22!
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