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A relationship for a sex addict and virgin.
Taylor: HI! honey how was your night
Desmond: Great I f*ucked 12 girls
Taylor: Oh :(
Desmond: Were in and Open Relationship Bitch
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when a thug/male gets fucked in the booty,or raped when in prison or jail
i heard dat nigga got crack open in his booty last week... they are going to crack dat dude open in jail cuz he killed his moma
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Something so stupid, it will end stupidity as we know it
Hey baby, I want an open relationship.
Stupidity disappears
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Spiritual Opening is When you are spiritually ready to open up your vagina for sex.
"I was spiritual opening myself up for Donald Trump. He grabbed me by the pussy all night"
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A mind that takes in every scrap of garbage tossed at it, much like an open mouth takes in flies, mosquitoes, and other trash.
An open mind is not subject to the filters that an educated person uses to keep out the trash.
An educated person has a filter on his or her mind that keeps out garbage such as network TV shows, hip hop lyrics, and strident speeches by Quean Hillary Clinton.
Just as an intelligent biker keeps his mouth shut while he rides, an intelligent keeps his mind shut when idiotic ideas fill the air.
An open mind, kept open without discrimination, soon gets filled with bilge.
The liberal says, "just because an idea is unpopular, that doesn't mean it's not true." That's right liberal! And the converse is also true: Just because an idea is popular, that doesn't mean it's true.
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when you need some one to use all there strength to open some thing
could also say something like buff it out if you ball gets stuck in a tree
bob- damn this bottle is so f+++en hard to open
bill-do you want me to buff it open
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the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.
Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.
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