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BMW, the company that brings you the Ultimate Driving Machine, created the ZHP Performance Package (ZHP) for the '03-'05 330i. It has 260HP stock and has touches of its big brother, the //M3, including the grill, ground effects, and bumper. It also comes with 12 Speaker Harmon Kardon sound system stock. Definately the ultimate BMW becuase of its handling, sportiness, and luxury.
Guy: Yo! Check out that 4 door M3!!!
BMW Enthusist: Thats no M3 thats a BMW 330i ZHP. Damn that shit is rare!
Guy: Whatever that is, its straight up SEXY!!!!
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A very fine automobile. Very sporty indeed, BMW pioneered the sports sedan with this (along with the M3). Regardless how how much horse power some American POS has bet your fine ass that a bimmer can match it's speed with 100less hp. What BMW puts into this car is pure magic that while maybe isn't better for some this magic is just on a whole different level than Mercedes Benz, Audi, Lexus, etc. This magic alone is why a $60k (M3) car can light up someones face more than a $200k car. Don't talk shit about this car being a "poor mans BMW" because I doubt you have 45k to spend on a fully loaded 3 series sedan let alone the coupe with all wheel drive or the IS model or even the M3.
Person1: I just got a new BMW 3 series, I LOVE it!
Persom2: zomg my Benz is so cooler
Person1: right...now I see what Mercedes Benz has been degraded to in the US.
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Blow Me While I Shit. A fancy name for a blumpkin. Also called "BMW I Series"
Hey, pal, go test drive a BMW I.S.
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BMW 3 series produced between 1990 and 2000. 95% of them are shit boxes you can buy for 900€. Used as drift cars by people who can't afford japanese cars. If you are an e36 owner, there is a chance that your girlfriend is a minor.
Bro, I just cut the springs on my BMW e36, the fitment is 🔥🔥. Next week I'm installing some RGB angel eyes 🔝🔝
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A concept existing within the used car market on the basis that online ads for BMWs priced at or below fair market value are actually fake ads and the specific car detailed within each individual ad cannot be bought or even viewed.
“I replied to 11 different ads for a BMW E39, but the only ones who responded are the ones who are asking way too much. I feel like I may be a victim of The Used BMW Conspiracy”
“Why would you want an E39 when my buddy could hook you up with a sweet lease on a 330i?”
Originating from the BMW 2002, the 3 series has set the standard for sports sedan category, and remains to be an excellent machine today. Many other companies have made cars that can compete, but BMW still provides the best driving experience hands down, and regularly wins in comparisons against the competition. Although near the entry level for BMW, a stripped 335 convertible will be at least $50,000. Also known for being hated on by those who cannot afford it, similar to most other expensive foreign cars. But, as an owner, I would highly recommend this car to everyone, as its quite fast, gets amazing gas mileage, and in 5 years of ownership, I have yet to do anything besides routine maintenance.
Hater: "Wow, you have a BMW, you must be a total asshole!"
BMW Driver: "Don't be angry because your car is a pile - rather, you should judge people on their personality, rather than superficial traits or items"
Hater: "Dick!"
BMW Driver: "Ah, well, its not my fault you're an idiot"
Person 1: "I've been looking at the BMW 3 series - i've heard that they're an amazing car"
BMW Driver: "Yeah, they look amazing, drive great, get amazing gas mileage, and have an amazing maintenance plan - BMW will play for anything for the first four years"
Person 1: "Damn, that sure beats my American POS thats been to the shop five times in the first year of ownership, is ugly, and gets terrible mileage"
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A piece of shit ugly car usually bought by people who want to brag about owning a bmw
“Wow look at this retard driving his bmw e46 compact thinking he’s impressing people lmao”
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