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A guy who is a best friend to a girl with a boyfriend. Usually single, the guy uses this time to show what a good person he is in case the girl becomes single again.
"Spencer is a great vice boyfriend. When Mike isn't around to take me out, Spence is always free to keep me company until Mike gets free." said Jess.
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That boyfriend who can't have a serious conversation, ever. A boy who no matter how hard you try to talk to him, will always be too busy playing his video games to talk to you about anything other than that.
Does not notice when you're annoyed, or wanting to have an actual conversation.
See also: Bad boyfriend
"I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about the rent, but he had his headphones in, and music too loud. He's such an annoying boyfriend."
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Any item (a gift, an assigned task, a report) promised to a co-worker, friend, or superior that, by virtue of continued broken promises to deliver, becomes ostensibly fictional.
Derived from the popular American practice of deflecting unwanted romantic advances or ridicule resulting from singlehood, by referring to a fictional boyfriend or girlfriend living "in Canada."
Friend 1: Hey, has Andrea bought you a birthday present yet?
Friend 2: Nope. She says she has one for me, but she keeps "forgetting it at home." Honestly? I think it's a Canadian Boyfriend.
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The best boyfriend is the one who will say he's not perfect but to you, he's more than perfect he's your everything<3
Girl 1: you have the best boyfriend
Girl 2: I know, I love him
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When you’re going to be single for a long time and you’re low key concerned so then u tell people you have a roblox boyfriend. Usually you tell them that you broke up with them , so you seem cool but really ur just a small bod.
Guys I just broke up with my roblox boyfriend leave me tf alone .
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gay guy that a straight girl likes romantically. they hang out often, being good friends since nothing else is going to happen.
girl: "i like you"
guy: "i'm sorry, i'm gay"
girl: "oh, wanna catch a movie?"
The beginnings of a gay boyfriend relationship.
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A guy on your Facebook friends list that you add as your boyfriend. Usually a joke put up by a single girl (or single guy). It makes one look like he/she is socially competent enough to actually get a steady man.
Marc is my Facebook boyfriend even though I only view him as a friend, and he is probably sleeping with 12 other girls and is also possibly gay. What a douche. But oh well - at least my parents won't try to force me into an arranged marriage now.
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