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Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

by hahdgfggehhc February 3, 2020


Trans-Bagel

A Bagel That Has Made A Choice.

Look At Betty With Her Trans-Bagel. 0_0

by Time And Money December 7, 2016


Bagel Dogging

When a guy takes another guy's turkey neck fat, wraps it around his cock and fucks until completion.

I was bagel dogging this daddy last night.

by Oinkalicious June 11, 2021


Frosted Bagel

The obligation felt by one, to consume the nut of another found along the anal rim of a man who follows the Jewish faith.

Dude: Hey Man, what took so long?
Man: Sorry Dude, but I had to take care of a Frosted Bagel.
ManWhoFollowsTheJewishFaith: Ech!

by SomeJefferson July 11, 2019


Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.

"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0

by TehSwaggeest August 23, 2021


puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts December 26, 2007


bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

by therealharrypotter November 25, 2013