A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice
Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly
A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.
Anyone want a taste of this Juicy Bagel?
I gave my step brother my Juicy Bagel last night
A Bagel That Has Made A Choice.
Look At Betty With Her Trans-Bagel. 0_0
Meaning “sure thing”, used if you want to confirm something.
“Hey dude, wanna come surfing with me soon?”
“Dough and bagel, man.”
When a guy takes another guy's turkey neck fat, wraps it around his cock and fucks until completion.
I was bagel dogging this daddy last night.
The obligation felt by one, to consume the nut of another found along the anal rim of a man who follows the Jewish faith.
Dude: Hey Man, what took so long?
Man: Sorry Dude, but I had to take care of a Frosted Bagel.
ManWhoFollowsTheJewishFaith: Ech!
In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0