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When you are fucking a woman,instead of cuming in the condom piss in the condom and leave her with a "water balloon".
I water ballooned this girl the other day...and done a fucking legger after that!!!
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Tiny ponytail frequently seen on girls with very short hair.
LaWieasha was hating on Mercedes because
she wishes she had long pretty hair instead of a nappy balloon knot.
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I was walking up Sixth Avenue when Balloon Man came right up to me
He was round and fat and spherical
With the biggest grin I'd ever seen
He bounced on up toward me
But before we could be introduced
He blew up very suddenly
I guess his name was probably Bruce
And I laughed like I always do
And I cried like I cried for you
And Balloon Man blew up in my hand
He spattered me with tomatoes, Hummus, chick peas
And some strips of skin
So I made a right on 44th
And I washed my hands when I got in
And it rained like a slow divorce
And I wish I could ride a horse
And Balloon Man blew up in my hand
I was walking up Sixth Avenue when
Balloon Man blew up in my face
There were loads of them on Bryant Park
So I didn't feel out of place
There must have been a plague of them
On the TV when I came home late
They were guzzling marshmallows and
They're jumping off the Empire State
And I laughed like I always do
And I cried like I cried for you
And Balloon Man blew up in my hand
Balloon Man blew up in my hand
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A special glass condom used when having hardcore homosexual anal intercourse with a goldfish. Usually used with gallons of anal lube. Also known as a Daughtrey.
Hey hand me a jizz balloon, just got a new goldfish and I'm feeling lucky!
Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!
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sperm balloon is to mean when you are having sex, you rip off the condom and put the condom on your partners mouth. she will then blow and make the condom into a balloon. she then ties the balloon and sits on it till it pops and the liquid goes everywhere.
oh my god, last ngiht was great, she made a sperm ballon and it went everywhere. but it was so fucking awesome.
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The act of licking a woman's asshole. When looked at closely, a womans anus is very similar to the tied end of a red ballon.
"hey man I heard he likes to lick his girlfriend's balloon."
"I licked her balloon until it popped brown helium all over my face."
"this crazy girl made me lick her balloon last night. I wish i didn't take her out for indian food."
"My gay friends were talking about balloon licking, can you play that at a child's birthday party?"
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Sucking flatulence(fart) into your mouth from another's rectum and then blowing it into their face or the face of another.
Lance bend over and farted right in Aaron's face so Aaron sucked it in and gave Lance a Chechen Balloon
Beverly farted while Adam was licking her ass so Adam gave her a Chechen Balloon and blew it right back in her face.
Mr. Combs bent down and sucked a huge fart out of Mr. French's rear and then walked up to Mr. Reed and gave him a Chechen Balloon right in the face.
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