Wet Banana

a. An innocent outdoor family toy.
b. A penis.

There goes Billy on the Wet Banana!
Is that Mom on the Wet Banana? It is!

Banana on the Hood

When a white male titty fucks a large black women.

While John was on business in Atlanta he stopped by a gentlemen's club and paid $80 dollars for a banana on the hood.

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im a banana

I'm a Banana,

I'm a Banana,

I'm a Banana,

LOOK AT ME MOVE!

Yeah, Yeah!

I'm a banana,

I'm a banana,

I'm a banana,

LOOK AT ME MOVE!

ARW, ARW!

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

Pow, Pow, Powwwer .

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

LOOK AT ME MOVE!

Uh Oh Banana Time,

Uh Oh Banana Time,

Uh Oh Banana Time,

STOP!.

im a banana

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banana code

(verb) to use 4011 at a self-service checkout machine to weigh out more expensive items at the going rate of bananas (typically $0.59/lb in 2013, future readers must adjust accordingly for inflation)

(noun) the PLU (product look-up) code for bananas; (noun) the number 4011 that a shopper must use to weigh bananas in the self-service checkout aisle

**At Walmart using self-service checkout machine**

Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.

**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**

Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.

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road banana

a banana that is use in the way as road beer but only more healthy. you hang it out your pocket while you walk form place to place, normally when your piss drunk, as the road banana holder it is your job to, watch for people to chuckle at it. also known as the potassium bomb.

n: were hiting the road steph.
steph: just a sec ill grab a road banana,
n: sounds stellar chief i could use some potassium.
steph: road beer man too broski?
n: no there just way too over rated.

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banana fish

"whats banana fish?" the most shitty roller coaster filled with pain and heart break that takes you flying out of your seats and throws you into a hole of despair with no hope left for the one everyone loves and then drowns you in your own tears.

"damn banana fish sounds like a painful roller coaster im never riding it" ...........oh wait......

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Brown Banana

The act of inserting a peeled banana into ones anus, waiting for it to turn brown. Then releasing it into another persons mouth.

'Yo dude do you want a brown banana'
'I think the banana has browned open your mouth'

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