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one who eats the others hashbrowns and didnt share.
morgan was a hashbrown bandit and jewed me on my breakfast.
When you are having sex with a female on a beach, you stick your penis into the sand and re-insert.
Susan didn't want to go swimming so I gave her a sandy bandit.
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Somone who enjoys sex with other mens girlfriend or wife.
"If that guy hits on my wife one more time, i'll kill that snatch bandit!"
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someone renowned or reliable for stealing all your time.
Cam: "yeah man I'll be over in 5 minutes" *80 minutes later*
"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."
Victim: ...
Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!
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a gay male
And its ARSE bandit fools
"Haw, youse uhr total arse bandits by the way an aw that"
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(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.
Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.
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Corruption of "arse-bandit". Someone (normally a clueless boss) who insists on forwarding the contents of rss feeds to you by e-mail as if they are some kind of news authority, normally entitled "Did you see this?"
She keeps forwarding me "New Features of Windows 7" posts as if I either give a shit or live in a cave.
What an rss bandit!
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