based and breadpilled

Based and red pilled, but leftist. Refers to The Conquest of Bread.

That meme is based and breadpilled.

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Lesbian Bases

1st base, Kissing

2nd base, feeling up

3rd, passionate kissing of the upper body

Home Run, Using a strap on, scissoring, fingering, oral etc.

Maddie: Oh yeah Kristen and I got to 3rd base last night.
Lily: Of the heterosexual bases, or the Lesbian Bases?
Maddie: Lesbian Bases all the way!

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1000001st base

when you actually make it to the end of a rainbow and have sex with a leprechaun, the pot of gold, the rainbow itself, and ronnie james dio.

Dude! Last night i got to 1000001st base and i gotta be honest... it kind of hurt...

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31st base

oral sex performed over the phone where the guy sticks his dick in the phone and it comes out the other line into the chicks mouth. just like the cartoons, the real definition of phone sex

chick #1: i was talking to my bf the other night and before i knew it i found his dick in my mouth

chick #2: i hate it when those fucking telemarketers get the better of me

guy #1: 31st base is the new form of cyber bullying

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23rd Base

Toast fucking. Where you fuck or get fucked with toast. AKA "toasting"

The chefs at Denny's got to 23rd base with your breakfast.

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100th base

To have sexual intercourse with an entire zoo, the zoo keepers, the vistors, tourists and even the local wildlife that isnt part of the zoo.

Guy 1:"I scored 100th base when I fucked a giraffe,
elephant, zebra,llama, anaconda, gorilla, flamingo, lion, stick insect, panda, rhino, tiger, twenty zoo keepers and 500 random strangers!

Guy 2:...Get out.

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29th base

receiving oral sex from a expanded blowfish underwater without an oxygen mask while a school of baby seahorses swim up your asshole and at the same time you are eating out a sealion while you are finger an octopus

Person 1: I heard izik tried to go to 29th base last night
Person 2: Ohhhh, thats why we're at this funeral

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