Soft Molly

Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.

"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"

soft wrap

When you wrap a gift with wrapping paper that typically requires a box, but don't have one.

Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.

soft throat

A man shoving his penis into a womans throat forcefully, during a blowjob, with lubricant, lotion, soap, ect.

The freaky couple soft throated occasionally on Wednesdays.

Soft Drink

A phrase used mostly in the Aberdeen/Aberdeenshire area of Scotland meaning weed.

*in public space with snitches*
-“pal have you got the soft drinks”
-“aye mate we’re getting on it tonight”

Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.

I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.

soft bollock

a translation of the well known french insult about the english

gypo segal is a soft bollock

Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)

'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'