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When you do something that you can't take back or reverse(i.e. as in you can't un-ring that bell).
Jan's decision to have a one night stand is a rung bell.
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A fast food restaurant with a menu loosely based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Part of the Yum! group of restaurant brands. Features over sixty variations of menu items which midwesterners cannot pronounce, and can be customized to suit every taste with a variety of ingredients, yet customers cannot figure out why their orders are often wrong.
"Taco Bell (location name), (manager) speaking, how can I help you?"
"I just came through the drive thru and you guys messed up my $40 order. I don't understand why this happens every time! I made special requests for every item!"
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The insertion of a single testicle into a recipient's anus.
pl. bells in the inkwell
See the US government's $100 Note Unveiling Video.
Tiffany was willing to take Andy's bell in the inkwell for an extra $20. She wasn't, however, willing to take two bells in the inkwell.
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Your girlfriend grabs your sausage shaking it like a School bell. With your nuts flying, you may or may not get a slight fleshy bell sound
The School Bell was something Jane was good at, so she decided to play teacher with Bob. She pulled his pants down and said, "Class dismissed!" She then quickly proceeded to get a hold of his man meat, shaking it to kingdom come!
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Creators of the the best tasting laxatives in the world.
Person 1. Im am so constipated and Metamucil is so nasty I hate how gritty it tastes.
Person 2. Try Taco Bell it tastes much better.
Two hours later...
Person 1. Thank you I feel so much better now the giant turd has been unleashed.
person 2. I told you it would work.
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Mexican restaurant made famous and by a white guy. Notice the last word "bell" and mexicans are not in the commercials.
White Guy: I'd love the granday supreme.poor favor.
Mexican: Yo esay! Will that complete your order?(under breath)pinche gringo.
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The realest city in the Muck!!! Known for its notorious football team the Glades Central Raiders...always State Champs!! We breed the realest gangstas and finest dimez!!Yall dont know nuthin bout that!!!
Man 1: Where are you from?
Man 2: My nigga im 4rm Belle Glade!! Rep where ya stay!!
Man 1: Word! The Muck!!?
Man 2: yea cuh
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