Random
Source Code
Random
Euphemism for literally anything.
Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.
To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.
It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.
Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...
" Look, he has a bent Axle"
And everyone laughed....
Look, he has a Bent Axle....
Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.
Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.
Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.
The person is talking to someone but is still single if they are bent. Broken means they are in a relationship
"I'm bent not broken because I'm not in a relationship yet, we are just seeing each other right now."